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    Thursday, August 21st, 2003
    11:18 am
    Boobies
    I like boobies. Especially really unnaturally big ones that are filled with carcinogenic silicon. I would like to see a bill passed in Congress that made every American woman get surgery on her breasts so that I could walk around with a monster truck erection every moment of the day. Then all the hot babes would know I am the Ultimate Stud of Glory. Until then I will keep smoking crack viagra in my Manshun of Luv and paying not-so-brite young wimmen to strut around in tights for me.

    I am not a plushie. That is NOT WHAT THE BUNNY EARS ARE FOR!!! STOP SAYING THAT!!!

    Superheros wear tights. The women with boobies in my Manshun are sort of like superheros. There is nothing demeaning about being superhero. It is empowering. I empower women to be superheros by dressing them in tights and bunny ears. I am a feminist. Show me your boobies.
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